speechless... ? tongue tied... ?

"Carpe Vaginam - Seize the pussy", or "Carpe Vagina" (similar to "carpe diem- seize the day"), is a phrase I coined when going out with some friends for coffee and just seeing so many pretty girls, yet... doing nothing about it. How could I resist such a "gem" as a section like this... ? a "celebration" of vagina... ! really... ??

Well, I'm almost embarassed to say that, my intention was to keep this as "clean" and in good tastes (no pun intended) as possible, with only having sexual innuendos but NO pornography at all, and still keep it funny and "cute". I'm sorry that it isn't the "celebration of vagina" I had wanted to portray (yet), but... it just turns out that I don't know very much about vagina as I thought I did... (at least right now)...

Just an idea to promote something "different", to laugh about, and yeah... I admit, I really did want to make a funny flash movie with "dancing" kitties. In any case, there should be talk, poetry, short stories, relative imagery and such to fit into this section and hopefully turn it into something worthwhile. For now, it's a work in progress. Be sure to stay on the lookout... promo items coming soon, maybe even Carpe Vaginam panties... !
Send me your own panties with a self addressed stamped envelope, and I'll sign them for you... ;)
 
 

I can only offer images that seem a "tad" of the perverse, without it being blatantly dirty stuff... (not my intention, honest)...

No matter how juvenile or immature, I admit, I can have a twisted and perverse sense of humor. The next page into this section has a few pictures of random stuff I thought might be good, at least until I manage to get more "appropriate" content that would be worthy of calling it a "celebration of vagina"...

(any help, girls... ?)...

 

 
 
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