Here's your chance to show exactly how clever you are. Every month, (I hope), they'll be a new drawing down below, and you've got to come up with the caption. Whatever you want to say that you think would be funny, amusing, interesting or whatever.

I'll be sure to keep them on file so you can also view past drawings and captions... have fun... !

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Until further Notice.

"I gotta find another Chick to Pluck..."


im a flesh eating duck. this chicken tasts like shit!. im going tulsa so ican skin some tasty chickens alive ,so i found out the bastard chiken eats his own kind when i left the eggs behind. you are what you fucken EAT!!!!!!
HeR01N B0B


The plan seemed foolproof. Hitch a ride with newly-weds, get them to pull over, kill them, eat their offspring, and use the "broken" vehicle as an excuse for the next couple.

Tulsa, however, was not the honeymoon destination it once was. The duck would have to rethink things...

Stephen Thomas

No matter what I do, I can't seem to lose this chick!


why did the chicken cross the road?


honest to god, it was hot enough to fry an egg on the side of the road.


i knew there was something wrong with that pair, but how could i pass them by? if only i'd listened when mr. macgregor told me never to pick up hitchhikers, none of this would have happened.


i used to be a flier. now i'm a rambler!


if we'd just crossed the median, we would have been closer to tulsa, but i didn't have the heart to tell jimmy.


"please get me out of here, she's eating our babies...!!!"



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